You just never know though, doya?
So a dude meets this hot chick at a bar. She’s cute, sexy, easygoing, funny, willing and smart.
They spend the evening together, and end up back at her place. They make wild passionate love….I’m taking hang from the chandelier loud boisterous monkey sex. Finally, spent, they fall asleep in each other’s arms.
The next morning, as he wakes up to the smell of coffee, he opens his eyes and sees, on the nightstand, a framed photo of a man. She comes in carrying a cup of coffee for him and places it on the nightstand next to the photo.
“Who’s that” he asks. “I hope it isn’t your husband”
“Nope, she replies”
“A boyfriend?” he asks
“Nope”, she giggles
“Ex boyfriend? ”
“nope”.
“Not yer brother,?” he offers, hoping that he isn’t gonna be in trouble.
“No” she smiles
“Who is it then?” he asks, worriedly…
“Oh, that’s me before the surgery”