So I have a “Lets Go Brandon” (FJB) sticker on my car….(alongside the “Fueled by recycled Dinosaurs” sticker). It is my low key protest against President DeMentia and his policies, and also a slam against the Media who thinks they can tell us what to think….
And yesterday, while at the grocery store, I came out to find some fat, Liberal, (I think) woman standing behind my car….waiting to tell me off for having the “Brandon” sticker.
“That is disrespectful of our President” she informed me….
I looked over at HER car, parked directly behind mine…..actually blocking me in.
“What about the First Amendment?” I enquired sweetly, as I opened the back hatch and loaded groceries.
“HES THE PRESIDENT!!” she shot back hotly. (and by hotly, I mean angrily as there was nothing hot about this overweight, doughy blob of a woman (I think)).
“So it only matter when you approve…I mean, insulting the President?” I asked.
She looked at me, I pointed to HER sticker which said “Fcuk Trump!” in gold on a red background in 6 inch high letters. (among a whole slew of other “Liberal” and Feminist messages)
“That’s Different” she spluttered.
“Move yer fat cow-like ass and your car too, sweetie, or it’s gonna get another dent in the side”. With that I closed the door and started the engine.
She moved. Which is good for both of us…I don’t need a claim on my insurance and the resultant hassle. By her disheveled look and the condition of her car she is either unemployed or working for a Non-Profit and can’t afford another accident on her car….
I’m actually surprised that she had the courage to tell me off rather than do something cowardly like key the sticker off the car or something like that while I was inside shopping. Leftist are generally only brave in groups and when they outnumber their opponents.
But it’s funny, innit, how the Liberal standards of behavior change so greatly, depending on the outrage of the day, isn’t it?
