Yes, it is hard to read and poorly formatted.

Nonetheless, read it.

Worth yer time

Yeah, one of my part time employees actually said that.

“He did keep the price of insurance down, just like he promised!” 

She believes that. Really. That her insurance cost is low, and NO ONE ELSE is paying more. Cheap insurance. Because Obama.

Gah. And she votes.

Just wait until she has to actually use it. She didn’t read the fine print, I did. Gonna be some surprises coming.

A crime is a crime.

Unless, of course, you are an illegal.

Then they let you go.

WTF? This is getting irksome. Laws are laws, right? For a reason, right? Supposed to be the same laws for everyone, right?

Unless, of course, you are a seriously protected class. Then, apparently, you can rob, rape and drive drunk.

I’m starting to get pissed off here.

Holidays like today shouldn’t be moveable just so that civil servants can get a 3 day weekend, but should be celebrated on a day, whenever it falls.

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Put the drink DOWN.

In fact, put it in another room or finish it so you won’t spill it.

The sad part is that someone, somewhere in the DNC headquarters is actually having that sort of meltdown.

about cheap inexpensive body armor….Not that we need any, but just what is out there that is affordable. And carriable. I mean, you can spend a shitload of money and/or you can carry a shitload of weight.

Ceramic plates are lighter, but costly, steel is heavier but cheaper.Pretty much a binary solution set….

So another dude listens in and then says “You will never have any need for body armor.”….”this is the United States” 

I said: “That’s what the folks in Ukraine thought too….”

Something to think about, eh? 

So yer hauling 23 lbs of pot.

And you pull something stupid, like failure to signal, and failure to stop before turning…..

And ya get pulled over. 

And in your backseat, in (more or less) plain sight is the pot.

Just how stupid do you have to be?

I’m no expert, and I haven’t carried any pot in my car….

But reading these same stories over and over, I can tell you a few rules:

1. DO Keep it covered. Big box, duffle bag, whatever. Trunk if possible. If not, SOMETHING INCONSPICUOUS.

2. DON’T speed, fail to stop, fail to signal, roll stop signs, etc. Don’t fail to make sure all of your lights are working…turn signals, headlights, brake lights, etc. 

Dude has probably done this for a long time, but just one mistake like any of the above listed and a cop decides to pull you over and your day has gone all to shit.

 23 lbs should fit in a big box in the backseat or the trunk (or, at least both,  if need be).

I mean, I  kinda like the idea.

(Question is, would they stay bought for the whole term????)