This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic,
calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart
attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly.
Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

“This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. ‘Now,
just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give
me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I work for the DNC”

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio….

“Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..”

The inventor of the .22 rimfire cartridge, Joshua Stevens was born.He also had a firearms company.

Just something to think about.  Having the cartridge remain in common use for 198 years is not too bad a legacy, IMO.

Spent the (Satur)day teaching an NRA Basic Pistol course at my range. All of the instructors are volunteers

Damn, but the smiles make the work all worth spending a beautiful September Saturday in the classroom. 

Some rewards can’t be measured in treasure. 

Yeah, this one.

Wizard brings a thought….and it never crossed my mind either.

Why worry? We can, of course, depend on the TSA to stop him……

What independent voters really want.

Pretty much what I want.

How NOT to do it.

“Hell hath no fury…”, and all that.

But still, she’s gonna get even more shit.

a burglar, or an intruder, or a thief.

He’s an “unwanted visitor” in your home.

Yeah, right.

Hey, it works for the folks calling “illegal aliens”—“undocumented workers”.

could govern as lead as well as he could speak, we’d be on easy set right now.

But sadly, he’s only got the words, but no action to back it up.

Damn, but he sure talks purty.

And his demagoggery

But his meme that you need the government (Obama!) (Barack!!!) To live your life well and to succeed is very offputting.

I’d rather NOT have the baggage that the governmental safety net  brings. I’ll take the risk.

I actually find the concept that I NEED the state to live well to be disgusting. 

Having said that, the dude sure can rile up a crowd. He is good at that. He’d have made a good revival preacher.

‘course he IS preaching to the choir.  The REALLY believe. Notice all the UAW banners?

Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with some bourbon. 

Heh