(even if the answer for #12 should be methane and/or water vapor, but I chose the “politically correct” answer, ’cause the correct answers weren’t choices)

See how you do. How smart are you?

Try it yourself

Work work work. I’ll likely regret being off for 2 days.

If I could only find staff that could read and write and show up sober.

And I am not kidding, it is that bad. The people who can do that are already employed.

The others sponge off the assorted Federal and State programs, for food, rent and electric bills… they are already getting health care and medicine for free…Then they go to a food pantry (or 2) and get more free food so they can spend their EBT/SNAP money on booze and smokes.

Ronald Reagan was a master at dramatic speeches. But our current President (who is also a great speaker) can’t be bothered to take the time to honor those who have fallen.

He’ll never make a speech like this one:

Ever….. He cares not for the citizens nor the soldiers of this country. Not a whit. He has no pride in either, and no respect for either as well. And no respect for what this country stands for.

Cardboard personalities cannot make speeches like the above. 

Monday is MEMORIAL Day. (although there are good reasons why it shouldn’t be today, but May 30) (I’ve written about movable holidays before and agree 100%)

Not Veteran’s day….That is in November.

Veterans Day is when we say thanks to all who served in the Military.

Memorial Day is for those who gave their all….the ones who didn’t come back.

If yer gonna say “thank you” to the folks for whom this day is for, then go to a cemetery. Take off yer hat, and think of those buried there who Didn’t Come Back.

I’m not saying that thanking a vet is ever a bad thing, but understand what this day is all about.

Remember those who gave their all in service of the country.

Think of them when you are grilling burgers on your deck, or spending time with friends or family, or just enjoying your third day of your three day weekend.

Take a moment, and remember them. Raise a glass, if you are so inclined…

But just don’t forget.

I won’t.

Thank you, wherever you are, wherever you fell. 

Go, read.

Think about this

Whatever your political party, this is wrong.

Put down the drink.

Swallow.

Then watch .

Heh.

depending on the political party of the affected candidate…..

So 2 years ago, a different candidate was dropped from the ballot because he didn’t have enough valid signatures on his election petition.

OK, thems the rules.

Fast forward two years:  Obama appointed (isn’t that a surprise!) Judge Matthew Leitman decided to bend the rules and allow US Representative Conyers to be placed on the ballot despite not having enough valid signatures on HIS petition.

Now, the difference between the two candidates, other than 2 years,  is, of course, political party.

Republican Thad McCotter DIDN’T get on the ballot (in 2012), because he didn’t have enough valid signatures on his election petition.

Democrat John Conyers IS to be placed on the ballot in 2014, even though nearly half of his signatures are invalid.

Notice the difference? 

When the rules are not solid, but are, in fact, mutable, we no longer have a country of laws.

When they are applied differently to different people….

We have tyranny.

So the cops in New York (Brooklyn) break down some doors execute a search warrant at a Brooklyn apartment and find an “arsenal”.

Go ahead, read the description of what they found. Cartridges with no guns for them, even. And codeine tablets!!!!

“It was enough to arm a small army or militia,” a police source said of the bust. “These guys were ready for war.”

Arsenals.

Yeah, just wait ’til you find the real thing. Come out to the Midwest, find a real “arsenal” in homes. I mean, except for the carbine with a defaced serial number, we’ve got that and more. In our cars. Except for the codeine.

Arsenal. Right.]

No matter what you are wearing, no matter how provocative or revealing your outfit….Silky, clingy, form fitting etc.

No matter what color it is, no matter how well it matches your complexion, eyes, or hair color….

If your belly sticks out farther than your boobs, yer not sexy, period.

Few of us are underweight in this country, but if your spare tire’s circumference exceeds that of your chest, it ain’t sexy. If it is double the circumference, you are obese. Some men like “curvy” girls, but fat is fat.

We guys don’t expect you to have a flat belly like a supermodel, but seriously, drop the self delusion.
Look at yourself.

That anyone, anyone, could be that stupid.

But then again, it is a liberal, or it wouldn’t have happened at all.

Glad to see the people of the community were able to make some sense happen, and get the cancellation canceled.

One would wonder how someone gets to that position without having the sense to think things through. Yeah, we all have bad judgement days, but really, if you are that bad, you don’t need to be in that position. Or any position which doesn’t require constant supervision and oversight.