Sad, but true…..For some folks.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”

How to get your High School to pay for your college:

Go to a gun range, post about it.

Get suspended for violating the ‘No Weapons’ policy.

Exactly how this violates the policy of the school when the range isn’t on school property and the trip was not made during school hours remains unclear.

Unless one has committed “BadThink” and the school is punishing them for it….?

I’m figuring a lawsuit is in order here…

Doesn’t take much to make Leftist school administrators heads explode, does it? 

Odd, that

Chicago’s Southside Irish St Patty’s Day Parade kicks off today at noon.

Which is odd, because there are very few Irish folks (or folks of Irish descent) living on the South Side anymore.

But, I guess everyone is a little bit Irish on this day.

And, strangely as well, Chicago is the Best Place to Celebrate St. Patricks Day.
You’d think it would be Boston.

Maybe it is ’cause they dye the river green?