Not everyone will appreciate this parody. For that matter, not everyone will realize that behind the parody is a lot of truth….

S0 the reportage on the “No Kingz” rally in the greater Chicago area was …interesting….

The media (at least ABCNBCBS) was sympathetic to the cause (whatever the actual cause was) and the wanted to report things in positive terms….but they also, apparently had to have some integrity…They did their best to straddle the line:

“According to the organizers, attendance was 200,000 at Grant Park “.

(Overhead photos show maybe 8-10,000)…I doubt you could get 200,000 people in Grant Park.

But they got to say “200,000 protesters”.

I am still wondering what, exactly was the point of the protest.

To keep your country from being taken over by muslims:

Portugal’s parliament has approved a bill banning face veils worn for ‘gender or religious’ reasons in public, and people who wear them could face a hefty fine.

Couldn’t do it in the US though, It would be totally un-constitutional, and I would oppose it here for that reason.

Still, I can understand. Why allow the third world to take over your country and plunder a way of life that has been there for a long time and that works well for the inhabitants? If these people really wanted to they could fix their own shithole countries (that they fled from) rather than invading Portugal and other countries to make another shithole country like what they fled from.

It isn’t like Muslim invasions have ever helped a country be better or improved the lives of the citizens already there, after all.

Since ICE got to shoot pepper balls at people legally walking (and protesting) on the sidewalk outside of their faculty in Broadview Illinois and got away with that act of assault….

Can I or others go to the “No Kings” protests and do the same with paintballs, pepper balls, or (just sayin’) bb guns?

How about water balloons or spray paint?

Can we assault people on the street peacefully protesting and get away with it? ? Just because?

“Asking for a friend” and such…..

(and no, I won’t be doing that, I (and some others, one of whom is a county deputy, so I will have an alibi) will be helping an old man with his tractor repairs most of Saturday.)

Still, however, it is a question worth asking. Equal protection under the law and all that.

Yes, that is the best outcome for the animal….’cause euthanasia is better than being cared for in a facility designed for them….

lawmakers called on Governor Gretchen Whitmer to stop the state Department of Natural Resources (DNR) from euthanizing two animals that could not be released into the wild: Peanut the fawn and a coyote named Kota.

  Wildlife unable to survive on their own must either be transferred to an approved educational facility or euthanized under state law. 

The department claimed that the Detroit Animal Welfare Group (DAWG), a non-profit no-kill sanctuary caring for Peanut, missed a paperwork deadline and can no longer keep the animal in human care

We all know that having the proper paperwork is the only thing keeping chaos at bay and without it things just can’t happen.

If ever there were an example of “Government workers who need to be fired because they miss the point of their job” this is one of them.

Guys, remember:

Just because she weights 300 lbs (twice what a normal woman weighs), that doesn’t mean you had a threesome.

Follow me for more relationship advice

Why SHOULD furloughed workers get paid for the time that they didn’t work?  (yes, I know it is the law, but WHY is it a law? )

Laid off private sector workers don’t (generally) get back pay for the days that they were laid off. Why should government workers?

Personally, again, if your job is so non critical that you can be furloughed and no one notices or cares then you shouldn’t have a job. If your job is not listed as an “Essential” job, then do we really need you?

“The more you let go, the more you gain”

“Occasionally reminding people that you can be a bigger asshole generally keeps them well behaved”

“A completely clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory”

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

“He who has not the ability to fear cannot be courageous”

“A man who will not see is less a person than a man who cannot see”

“Fear of death stems from the fear of life: A man who has lived is prepared to die at any time”

that they aren’t as tough as they thought they were:

ICE confronted by crowd and panics, sets off teargas.

That’s what happens when you recruit the dregs of the domestic police and give them Federal powers. There’s a reason that these folks were one step ahead of the review board in their departments before they joined ICE. Not the kind of people we need as Federal Agents.

Chicago or New York police would have handled the crowd with a stern look and a baton. Maybe a riot shield. Not much else.

But when you are a big bully (and likely a coward when you don’t have overwhelming force behind you), you get skeered and react poorly. We are probably lucky they didn’t blindly shoot into the crowd…..

I am all for the immigration enforcement and arrests of illegals, but these folks are about as worthy of respect as the ATF jugheads back in the 90’s and ’00’s….you know, the ones they compared to F-Troop. The ones who shot dogs and stepped on Kittens just to show they were in charge… who broke down doors rather than knock, just to be intimidating…….And who caused Waco and other debacles back then.