So I was shopping at Home Depot

And I saw this fat, lesbian-looking chick with half purple and half red hair crying outside of her car. The car had “Biden-Harris” bumper stickers on the back,

So I asked her if she was crying because of her looks.

Just trying to be helpful and sympathetic and all.

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “So I was shopping at Home Depot

  1. Congrats, you’re a dick? I guess you enjoyed that you made her feel worse and then wanted to share that with the world for approval/kudos? Seems weird to me, but what do I know…

    • piss off.

      SHe’s a colored-hair liberal. She’d have me shot for my conservative thoughts if she could.

  2. Wow. Even after reading your musings for several years, I didn’t know you are that considerate. Kudos.

    Chuckling

  3. (sniff) Hit me in the feels. You are such a nice fellow!

    (and, when hesheit reacts angrily, you can, then, step back, and, astonished, respond, “But, I thought you knew?”)

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