This forced inactivity is rough

I am not good at sitting on my ass….or laying around.

Ye, I know it takes time to heal and all that shit.

But goddamnit, it’s hard to do nothing. I’m not the sort of dude that just sits on his ass all day watching YouTube and reading and shit.

If this was the old days they’d probably have had to sedate me in order hold still long enough to heal so that my guts didn’t fall out.