Vera Liddell, 66 stole a million and a half dollars worth of chicken wings from the Harvey, Illinois school district school lunch program. 

And no one knows where they went.

Now, if one were crass, one could joke about the demographics of the thief…. and the district from which the wings were stolen. But I of course, am too high minded to point out the race of the involved parties. Go to the link to see what she looked like. Nothing like stereotypes……