There are two types of people in this world.
1) Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Security in Ohare and other Chicago airports is airtight.

For a given level of airtight, that is:

She did it AGAIN: Woman gets past TSA without a ticket and boards flight from Ohare to London. Is returned when she can’t get past Customs and Immigration ’cause she has no passport.

Layers and layers of Security. Top. Men are working to keep us safe. (did you know that having a High School diploma isn’t a requirement to be a TSA agent?)

I feel much safer now. At least our airlines are secure…

For some odd reason, Google seems to be breaking the links to articles lately.
Perhaps I should post direct copy/paste links at the bottom of my postings? 


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-serial-stowaway-london-flight-court-20180120-story.html

Hillary Clinton did not become President.

And that doesn’t suck. 

Will be at the Crown Point gunshow today.

Selling raffle tickets.

(And I will, of course, offer a reward for lost BMW keys) .

Get your tickets from me! I sold 2 of the 3 winners the last two years. 

That if the Congress and Senate feel that shutting down the government (by not funding it) is that trivial, then they also believe that most of the Government is not really needed.

I mean, if they can shut it down that easily, then they must not think much of all those departments, eh? 

Went to the bank Wed.

Withdrew $200….

Asked for small bills.

The teller said “They are all the same size”.  And she held up a $1 and a $100. Sure enough, they were the same size.

I asked for twenties. Easier that way.

So….when you let folks (or corporations) keep their profits (or at least more of them) then they choose to invest in the United States, instead of keeping those profits out of the reach of the greedy bureaucrats at the US Treasury, and the Federal Government in general..

Apple to repatriate $252.3 billion (yes, with a “B”) and pay a one time tax payment of $38 billion (again, with a “B”)…and will create approximately 20,000 jobs here in the US…and will spend about $30 billion (there’s that “B” again) in the US. 

Lots of money and lots of jobs, and lots of investment…..which equates to lots of construction jobs and other jobs when they spend that $30 Billion dollars over the next five years…..

And all ’cause now the US isn’t taking too much of their money. Strange, that….

No, I mean a REALLY big snapper.

Apparently the cold in Arkansas is causing the wildlife to do strange things to survive.

He’d rather represent foreign invaders (not immigrants) than the people who elected him to represent their interests.

If the DNC (or RNC) would run anyone who didn’t appear to be less smart than the south end of a northbound horse against him, they could replace him.

But then again, the DNC wants all these new voters, don’t they? 

Wimp. Pussy.

THIS IS REALLY fargin’ COLD

There is no way I would live there. Maybe if you kept me in prison.

But -88 F is just too cold.
Screw that.

Ninth Circle and all that.