I gotta give the dude some credit:

So I get a spam call that I mistakenly answered thinking it was the plane broker in Georgia (same area code, same prefix) instead of what it was….

“Hey this is Chris with GA Tree Removal and Trimming. We are offering New Year Discounts”

I reply “You sick bastard, my brother Frank just died trimming some trees the day after Christmas in a terrible ladder accident…What kind of sick joker are you? (that sort of reply usually gets them upset and changes their attitude….I hate spam callers)

Dude comes right back: “We also offer bereavement pricing”. I was impressed. Balls, he has. I actually didn’t have a comeback for that.

If I were in Georgia and needed tree trimming, I’d hire them just due to the above