Of course that’s what really happened:

 

Wildlife officials in Ohio have revealed that a viral picture of a man walking down the street while holding two geese was actually taken after the birds were hit by a car.

‘Cause we all know that geese are in pairs when struck by cars, right?

“there is no evidence to suggest the man is either an immigrant, Haitian or had plans to eat the birds.”  Nope (No evidence it isn’t a Haitian immigrant, either) ,it’s a photo of a black man carrying two recently dead geese. Odd coincidence, that’s it, nothing to see here….

He doesn’t look like a wildlife officer to me, nor an employee of a municipality,….and I would doubt that an American black man in Central Ohio wears a man-bag. Just a good citizen cleaning up the city, I guess. l thought he was lucky though….those birds look like they were just killed a few minutes ago…they are pretty fresh.

If you believe that I got some great deals on bridges for you.

There’s a reason Haiti is a shithole.

5 thoughts on “Of course that’s what really happened:

  1. I wonder how many people were assigned to making that picture Not a picture of what it obviously is. I’ll bet whoever came up with
    They were hit by a Car!
    Got a free lunch.
    When the reports and the observed reality align, you’re probably right.
    No Evidence he’s Haitian.
    Except for
    Location
    Appearance
    Hauling birds.
    Using the good sense God gave ya?
    Well,, ya Can’t Do that until you have evidence that would be allowed in court!
    That is what They want us to do. Have No Opinion, until every possible question is answered. That just isn’t how life works.

  2. Please accept my humble efforts to correct your grammar.

    “There is a reason Haiti is a shithole.” SHOULD read “There ARE THOUSANDS OF reasonS Haiti is a shithole.”

    As a very wise man once wrote “Haitians are the Palestinians of the Caribbean. NOBODY wants them.” And for many valid reasons.

    • Nope, only one reason:

      It is full of Haitians.

      Fix that and all the other problems go away.
      I ain’t that smart.

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