Of course, being stupid helps make it happen, but still….
Woman falls from CTA train, onto tracks, then 20 feet onto a pickup truck.
She has a broken leg, but that’s all. No word as to her sobriety at the time.
She was apparently trying to exit the train because she failed to get off at her stop…
I’m going to bet that she had the vaguely French sounding name of Jaquelina or Shackquana- or something.
Maybe something no white DEBBILE would even come up with.