I mean, we now know who won the 2 Billion Dollar powerball prize.….

Well, actually 990 million before taxes since he took the lump sum.

I mean, he doesn’t know me, but I’d like to help him spend that money….since I am good samaritan and all that. I mean, that’s a lot of money to spend. A fellow would need help to do it right.

And I am just the guy to help him.