So I got a text yesterday morning from a campaign worker with a spiel about how this election is important and we need to stand up and blah, blah, blah and then asking if I would volunteer to man a “Phone Bank” to help re-elect Frank Mrvan.

I replied “Dude, I’d rather have a smoldering 4 X 4 shoved up my ass with a half turn, that support that useless Party Hack”.

He came right back “so we have spaces at the phone bank in Merrillville on Saturday morning, will that work?”

I started to compose a furious text

And then 30 seconds later, he/she wrote” Nah, just messin’ with ya, I’ll take you off the list, have a nice day, remember to vote”

I actually laughed.

Still not gonna vote for the asshole though.