Things not to say when getting pulled over, part one:

As the officer approaches:

“What’s the matter, officer? Duncan Donuts closed?”

 

3 thoughts on “Things not to say when getting pulled over, part one:

  1. Last time I was at Dunkin Donuts there were 6 county sheriffs deputies in the parking lot. Sometimes cliches become cliches because they’re based in truth.

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