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A javelin throwing contest using those long fluorescent bulbs is also an effective attention getter!
Climbing up the shelving racks is another good one! Race climbing with another person will get you both thrown out of the store.
LOL, figures…
Just see how quickly they react when you try mixing your own paint! Also, they respond well when you call in a complaint to corporate from the floor.