The 16 year old girl was found…..in Arkansas.

So she was well beyond the scope of the local-to-home Amber Alert at the time the Alert was sent. 

Apparently unharmed, she is on her way home.

And thousands of disgruntled people have now turned off their Amber Alert function on their phone so they aren’t awoken at 5:50 AM on a Sunday next time…..

I think I’m gonna give it a bit more time. Perhaps the cops will get their heads out of their asses. I doubt it, but “hope springs eternal”. 

No one yet knows if this is a case of “Running away with her boyfriend” or an actual abduction either. Either way, it was a 16 year old “Princess” and a 22 year old man, so….