This Just In:

Tell all your liberal neighbors:

There is gonna be an announcement by Ivana Trump (His First Wife) about her proof of High Crimes by Trump. She claims it will be enough for impeachment.

She’s gonna spill it all on the waterfront in Miami. On Sunday. Anyone there gets TWO votes next election. Busses are standing by. 

Please note: Conservatives are NOT invited. 

That is all.

ETA: More like that (and better executed) here

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