I don’t care who you are, Man or Woman, no matter your ethnicity, when your belly laps over the waistband of your pants that far, you are FAT. Not “Heavy”, not “Big Boned”, not “plump”, nor “Rubenesque”…

Yer fat. Look in the mirror. Exercise and diet. Stop snacking, skip the beer. Face reality…

And no, your personality isn’t gonna make up for it.