Seemed obvious

So I am in line at the deli counter …they are a bit backed up….

The deli dude takes my order, and begins slicing meat for me.

Next deli dude comes up and asks “who’s next”?

Behind me is a chick, about 22 years old, 5’6 maybe a 125 lbs, blonde….she is wearing either a short tee shirt or a long crop top, (white) and her…say 34 C …bra (pink) is peeking out from under. She is fairly toned and fit. Wearing short short shorts (tattered and faded denim) with her panties (pink) are peeking out the top of the shorts and the worn parts on her backside. She is wearing 6″ platform heels (Pink) with sparkly straps. Legs  are toned as well as her midriff. Holding a pink sparkly phone with a black leather purse with sparkly clasp…

The deli dude asks again. “Who’s next”?

I pointed “That would be Tiffani here”

“How did you know my name was Tiffani?” She smiled at me…

“It was either that, or Diamond” I replied.

Dude behind her broke up.

“I don’t get the joke” she said with a frown.

“Coulda been Jasmine” he said. I shook my head…”Tiffani with an I and heart over the I” I said.

She still didn’t get it.

He explained…. I was right.

She was pissed. Didn’t find it funny.,..At. All.

Nothing like dressing the part.

3 thoughts on “Seemed obvious

  1. ROTFLMAO!!! Too perfect! And I'm sure she DIDN'T get it at all… sigh

  2. BWA HAHAHA I would have loved to witness that.

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