Santa was delayed

Next time, you fools, don’t wait until the last friggin’ minute to order. There could be delays in shipping

Sorry little Tommy and young Suzy, Mommy and Daddy were too busy to order your gift until the last minute and you didn’t get your dolly or your Blaster for Christmas.

I am trying to find some empathy for these folks, but really, the Christmas Holiday has been scheduled for several hundred years and if you didn’t realize until the last moment that you had to buy presents for your loved ones until 2 days before, well, that is a reflection upon you.

1 thought on “Santa was delayed

  1. Exactly. Makes me wanna slap 'em upside the head for being so stupid, and blaming the shipping companies.

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