Asbestos Underwear donned:

Q:
How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None—It should already be open when she brings it.

YMMV

3 thoughts on “Asbestos Underwear donned:

  1. Brings to mind that sage old saying about why all brides wear white.

    Older bro – "because ALL kitchen appliances come in white!"

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