Q:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None—It should already be open when she brings it.
YMMV
In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT
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How do you muffle the clanging when you walk?
He gets as good as he gives. That is of course the point.
Brings to mind that sage old saying about why all brides wear white.
Older bro – "because ALL kitchen appliances come in white!"