Or something like that.
Seems that the CERN folks are gonna disrupt the world yet again…
Mad scientists will produce “negative strangelets” (WTF is a strangelet???and why are they negative?) that will somehow cause the end of the world (maybe?).
Or not. Whatever. Just thought you’d like to know so you can prepare…..have enough of your favorite beverage on hand to watch the fireworks if/when….Kiss your loved one(s) (and/or your ass) goodbye…..or whatever other preparations you may need to make.
Or, we could all get together and throw another “End of the world (and we really mean it this time!)so you’d better be there!” party.