Via Instapundit comes this gem from England.

Note to self: Be more quiet next time lest the cops show up at the door and disturb my frolic.

I mean, Jesus H. Christ. Where will it end? I have wanted to crucify several neighbors over the years who played their stereo too loudly or ran a Harley outside my window at 4 AM, but if they are that loud at THAT, I ask them if they eat a special diet or if they take special vitamins or if there is a book that I need to read……But call the cops? I doubt that they would do anything, and the officers would take forever to stop laughing.

No wonder England is circling the rim.