So there I am, working at the range. building… I get there about 9 AM, , and a while alter that some others show up to shoot at the outdoor range. They asked if I needed help, I said “nope ” so they went and shot at the outdoor range. They shot and I continued to examine the roof for any reason that we have this irritating intermittent leak when it rains (sometimes)….
About an hour later, they were done. I chose to take a break then, and got a bottle of water from the fridge and went to say “hi” while they packed up.
“Man, B, you are one Bad-Ass-Mofo. I think we should call you “sir”
Me, being all witty and such, came back with “Huh?”
“Nah, man, you a badass. A real bad dude. Anyone cross you they gonna know it….”
“Dude, let me touch your sleeve so some of that badness rubs off on me….”
You, sir, are one brave dude, I gotta say,…”
I got comments from all of them like that. I wondered what was up…
“Ahem, well, errr…Yes, Yes ….of course….. WTF are talking about though,…. I mean which part of my badassery are you referring to in particular?” Says I.
“Dude, you been on that SLOPED ROOF for over an hour, with no help, no safety line, nothin’. You should get a job with the Secret Service teachin’ ’em and all… Spread some of that badassery around so they can learn and shit…..”
We all laughed and they went home and I gave up finding the leak in a 40+ year old tin roof. I think we are just gonna fix it the same way we have for years, by slathering the whole roof with another layer of fibered roof coating…It’ll solve the issue for another 2 or three years. I just can’t find it…the reason for the leak. No holes, no loose screws, and I’ve looked three times, in different light….I know the area it has to be in but myself and others simply cannot locate it. Hard to fix it since we can’t find it.
Hey, I got some more practice on a sloped roof and being a badass and all….