Also overheard:
Boy: “Dad, what’s the best way to calm my wife down when she is angry?”
“Chloroform, son, just a bit of chloroform”
In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT
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Walk away from her and stay away until something in the house breaks… ‘Works every time…
Letting the wife terrorize you is a matter of choice. You have to be willing to move on without her if never and she has to know you are willing to do so. Women won’t respect a man they can push around. If she won’t let you be the man, be in charge replace her. She’s not worth it.
While it was a joke (and I am sorry you have no sense of humor) there is some truth to what you say.