Of when to use the whipping post:

A Virginia man has been arrested for allegedly using a sledgehammer to behead an Iwo Jima statue at a US Marine Corps Base on Wednesday.

Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, 27, was found by Prince William County (PWC) police ‘actively damaging’ the Iwo Jima statue in Quantico, Virginia.

10 solid lashes with a bullwhip would not only be a great punishment for this idiotic destruction, but also a deterrent for others, especially if it was livestreamed.

Sometimes people need an assbeatin’. 10 lashes would do it as well.

Cool Hand Luke got worse for less, after all.