I fuckin’ swear

The next time someone says “have a nice fourth of July!” I’m gonna lose my shit.

 

We don’t say “Merry 25th of December!” fer chrissake.

It’s Independence Day, the day that the founders of our country told the King of Englad to Stuff It and brought about the birth of the greatest country on earth.

THat day just happened to be the 4th of July, 1776.

But for the love of all that is Holy, call it Independence day, name the Holiday for what it is.

To call it the 4th of July just waters it down to just a day off, not something worth remembering.

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