So I was walking at a local festival yesterday…..and a really well dressed woman come walking past…pretty,  attractive and very expensively dressed…so much that she caught attention from everyone.

The woman of the couple that I was attending with asked her companion: “What’s she got that I don’t?

“A waist” he replied.

I stumbled….. choked…I was trying so hard not to laugh.

But it was true.

I wonder if he survived the night….