I mean, it’d sure get people interested in voting for you, I think…..
Force the US Postal Service to give you your actual mail separately from the 42 pieces of junk mail that they deliver to your mailbox so you can just toss the junk mail rather than having to sift through to find the 3 pieces of actual mail:
- Your electric bill
- your credit card bill and/or bank statement.
- the government form you have to fill out in order to stay free and not spend 3 months in jail and/or pay a fine or something…..
I get more junk mail that real mail. I actually could probably use the woodstove and the junk mail I receive yearly to heat my house for a month or more…..
I’ve been thinking about soaking the junk mail in water, mixing it with a bit of wax and forming it into logs. Then burning it in my fireplace.
Seems like a better way of eliminating it then throwing it in a landfill…….
Junk mail is the ONLY way to keep their losses down… sigh
Like you, my unsolicited junk mail pile is greater than real need. The junk mail folks are hard at work to trick us into opening letter that we thought was vital but did not turn out to be sol. We use dog food bags as our junk mail – sensitive information burn pile and when we have a burn at our cattle pasture, burn them completely away. Otherwise, occasional mail fires in backyard have to suffice.