You know, brave the crowds and the crowding, jostle elbows with rude people get my feet stepped on, pushed, and endure people without any sense of decent behavior.

Or I could stick a 16 penny nail in my eye.

Nah, I got better things to do than deal with assholes that stimulate my homicidal urges.

There is nothing out there, no deal so good, no bargains, that will induce me to deal with BlackFriday shoppers.