In order to help the current crisis

The Federal Government is giving out a $10 gas card for each high-capacity-automatic-magazine-bullet that is turned in.

Details of where and when this exchange are to be made are unclear at this time as Joe Biden was incoherent and VP Harris was just cackling.

Urban Liberals are upset because they did not have time to buy any of those cartridges beforehand to get their share. Inner city liberal are upset because then what will they shoot each other with? Rural folks are upset because they need the gas since they have no pubic transportation and live father from work, and no one wants to turn in their ammo when there are ‘cans to shoot.

Enjoy your 4-1