11 degrees F outside. One one. *We didn’t get to single digits, but they did a few miles from here)

And it ain’t even Thanksgiving yet.

I can’t handle much more of Mr Gore’s Glowbal Warmeinzing.

Oh, yeah, I forgot, when it is record cold it is just “weather”.

Whatever. Still cold. It’s warmer in Anchorage.
Ah don’t like it aytall.