So some cheesball shows up and claims to be a kid from the greater Chicago area who was kidnapped (or who disappeared) 7 years earlier.
Turns out it isn’t him, but some asshole who, for some reason, claimed to be Timothy Pitzen.
Imagine the joy his family must have felt, upon learning that Timothy had surfaced.
Now imagine the pain they must feel, having the old would reopened when they are informed that this asshole isn’t Timothy.
This asshole (I won’t use his name) should be beaten daily for the rest of his life for this. With barbed wire. Dipped in vinegar. And salt.