I Laughed and laughed

@calebWilde 11/16 2013:As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. ‘Cause if there is ever a Zombie Apocalypse, It will be HILARIOUS.”

Via a friend who saw it on a facebook page.

2 thoughts on “I Laughed and laughed

  1. That's funny right there. Morticians do have their own sense of humor.

    A few years back while awaiting the funeral to start for my wife's aunt, I had to get up and walk around because the folding chair was playing havoc with my sciatica. About 15 minutes later my wife came looking for me wondering where I'd gone.

    I was in the lobby with 3 of the morticians having a jolly old conversation. They were telling me their plans for each others' funeral preps. Best time I ever had at a funeral.

    Yeah, I know. I have a first class seat on the Hades Express. But, that's just how I roll.

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