To insult, denigrate or otherwise royally piss off the LBGT community…..
Maybe they will then start hammering me via the press, the Internet and other social media. I mean, I could use something like more than $800K donated to me by my fellow straight citizens to help me out (note: an average of a little under $30 per person….a lot of people donated!) because the press and the faggots and the dykes were having a screaming shit fit because I didn’t validate their existence and say that their lifestyle is all good an OK and holy nd shit. (hint: I really don’t give a fuck who you sleep with or how (or how many at a time), as long as they are adults.)
I mean, how can I piss ’em off so I can get the same press and garner the same type of sympathy…. I could use that kind of scratch to live the lifestyle to which I’d like to become accustomed.