I think I’ll try to find a way

To insult, denigrate or otherwise royally piss off the LBGT community…..

Maybe they will then start hammering me via the press, the Internet and other social media. I mean, I could use something like more than $800K donated to me by my fellow straight citizens to help me out (note: an average of a little under $30 per person….a lot of people donated!) because the press and the faggots and the dykes were having a screaming shit fit because I didn’t validate their existence and say that their lifestyle is all good an OK and holy nd shit. (hint: I really don’t give a fuck who you sleep with or how (or how many at a time), as long as they are adults.)




I mean, how can I piss ’em off so I can get the same press and garner the same type of sympathy…. I could use that kind of scratch to live the lifestyle to which I’d like to become accustomed.

Any suggestions?

4 thoughts on “I think I’ll try to find a way

  1. B,

    Best post ever!

    Like that "and the faggots and the dykes" lingo. Wish you had thrown in the F-bomb and nigger just to make it a little more earthy.

    Thanks,

    -Moe

  2. Effin niggers didn't need inclusion in this context Mo.Goes without saying. Get yor buuthurt card on the line on the left, one cross each.

  3. IANAH, but I could probably get a bunch of gay people I know to picket your place of business, and try to get some national attention. So long as we get our cut.

  4. Glenn 609b,

    You misunderstood, I ain't butthurt. I thought the post was funny as hell.

    When it comes to whining ass bitch's wanting special treatment the kneeegro should always be included.

    -Moe

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