(excuse me), I meant Mr. Costas to go on and pontificate for 10 minutes about how cars are dangerous and drunk drivers even more so. 

How we need some sort of monitoring devices in cars to prevent them from being driven when the operator is, you know,  tanked.

I fully expect a pontification on the evils of alcohol and how society would be better if everyone didn’t have access to booze.

Bet he won’t mention impulse control…

Yeah, right.