I actually said this to the guy going through my luggage at the TSA line in Phoenix a few months ago.
He didn’t see my point. He took my clippers anyway though.
Graphic stolen from HERE
Note to the TSA:
In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT
I am the extremist your Government warned you about…. Remember: "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"…..But you can help when you buy your AMAZON purchases through my links at no cost to you.! (As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.)
Yeah, don't get me started on that… sigh
A day long ago, person in question un-named –
"I have to take your eyelash curler away from you"
silently (WTF?)
"excuse me, I'm federal LEO, I'm carrying a firearm?"
"We'll you are authorized to carry that but this (lifts up offending Maybelline eyelish curler) could be used to HURT someone".
I rest my case.