Carry it with you…

So the young man is learning how to live in the wilderness…mentored by the old coot:

“What do I do if I meet a grizzly bear in the woods?” The tenderfoot asks

“Stand your ground. If you run, you’ll only die tired and bleeding….Stand tall and look him in the eye.”

“And if that doesn’t work?”  The young man persists

“Throw shit in his face as he charges”

“where am I gonna get shit?” the young man wonders

“It’ll be there when you need it, son”

2 thoughts on “Carry it with you…

  1. Bears aren't the only things that *(#* in the woods when it gets scary.

    Word verification: fargi. You can't make this stuff up.

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