Stared rapturously into their televisions as the fairytale wedding of the century happened…

All those fantasies: Wedding, prince- princess, horses and carriages, adoring crowds…. all happened at once…

I would bet that many got up early and will be overcome and unable to go to work today.

I forgot it was happening until I tried to find news on the TV…Which was, BTW, unavailable due to wedding coverage.

Get a grip here, ladies…Christ on rollerskates….

I wish the new couple well. But they are not my royalty.