“You can have my DNA

When you pry it from my cold, dead body.”


At least, that is what I expect to soon have to tell the TSA and other DHS departments.

They would like to have THIS machine to collect and analyze you DNA quickly.

Of course, they would never, ever keep a database of any citizen’s DNA, would they? I mean, they have never ever kept illegal databases (databasi?) before, have they?

And you thought the porno scanners were invasive.