I finally figured out

Why soccer moms have SUVs

It helps having 4WD and all that ground clearance when they run off the road because they are distracted by their cell phone while driving.

I saw an example of this today. Stupid bint. The road was straight, and not much wind (except that which was coming out of her pie-hole). You’d think that even while yapping to whomever was on the other end of the cell phone she could keep the damned thing inside a 10 foot lane on a straight road.

But the 4WD came in handy when she stuck the thing into a 3 ft deep ditch.

I thought women were supposed to be better at multitasking?