Why soccer moms have SUVs
It helps having 4WD and all that ground clearance when they run off the road because they are distracted by their cell phone while driving.
I saw an example of this today. Stupid bint. The road was straight, and not much wind (except that which was coming out of her pie-hole). You’d think that even while yapping to whomever was on the other end of the cell phone she could keep the damned thing inside a 10 foot lane on a straight road.
But the 4WD came in handy when she stuck the thing into a 3 ft deep ditch.
I thought women were supposed to be better at multitasking?