Seems the Large Hadron Collider is gonna do the thing that they were supposed to do before they had those breakdowns…..Supposedly gonna cause some kind of quantum black hole issues which could spell (OMG!OMG!) the end of the world as we know it or something like that..
The good news is that this will solve the Deficit Spending issue for the US, and at least we won’t have to deal with the issue of Socialized Medicine anymore…
Timeline here…Note that all times are CEST (Central European Summer Time) which is 6 hours ahead of us EST.
So if you are reading this on Tuesday, then………..Never mind.