Her bumper sticker lied

So this chick was stranded on a parking lot. Blue and red/pink hair, but I stopped anyway.

 

Her (metallic green) Subaru wouldn’t start.

Since I was taught never to leave a lady in distress, I had to see if she needed help.

She had, apparently, left the lights on and there just wasn’t enough battery left to start the car.

She had a jump pack, but did not know how to hook it up to the battery. I offered to do so, we got the car started, and I suggested maybe having the battery checked out. A half-hour of lights on should not drain the battery that much that it wouldn’t start (at least not in 60 degree weather)

 

But, when I was putting the jumper pack back into its carry bag, I noticed her bumper sticker:

“Independent Woman, Don’t Need No Man!”

I suggested she might want to scrape that off the window…she blushed and changed the subject to thanking me for my help.

 

Are all these women that delusional?

 

 

3 thoughts on “Her bumper sticker lied

  1. All women are delusional to some extent. Some are just more functional than others.

  2. No woman needs a man… until she need a leg to hide behind… There are still wolves and bears that need to be dealt with. They just have TWO legs now… That, or dead batteries…

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