So the 4th grade teacher says to the class….”Humans are the only animals that stutter”

A little girl in the third row raises her hand….”Ma’am, I had a kitty cat that stuttered”

The teacher  thinking she knows better, say “Really? Tell me about it”…

“Well,” says the little girl “Me and my kitty were in the back yard and suddenly the Rottweiler from next door broke though the wooden fence and ran towards us!” She said

“I was scared, but my cat looked at the the big dog and started to stutter….I think he was frightened.”

“He went “Ffff”…….”Ffff” “Ffff” and before he could say “Fuck!” the dog ate him!”