I have ever heard:
At the Range: A new member had some questions of one of our officers:
When asked “How many guns do you own?” He answered “You’ll have to be more specific in your question: in what caliber? ”
In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT
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Best answer:
MYOFB.
I usually hear the answers “Enough” or “One short of enough.”
As Mark alluded to, t’s truly none of the “new member’s” business…
When anyone asks me that question I always answer, “More than I need, but not nearly as many as I want.”