Collect a bunch of attorneys business cards.
At the courthouse, place one under the windshield of every hooptie and Ghetto Cruiser you see, with a note on the back… “Sorry I dinged your car, call me to discuss this” or something similar…..
In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT
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You’re Bad… 😉
This could work on a LOT of levels; service or repair companies who give poor service, for instance…the list could be long!