So the Lollapalooza festival, in Chicago, was fer sure not a Superspreader. (“There is “No Evidence” that this event was a Superspreader event”)

We know this because the powers that be, the ones who assured us that such an event was OK, have told us so.

(Of course, this was an APPROVED gathering, of Approved people, and others, like Sturgis, Were Not Approved.) Plus, of course, the Mayor of Chicago and many of her adherents made BIG money off the attendees of Lollapalooza. And those attendees were of the Right Party, unlike those folks in Sturgis.

Funny how that works, innit?